Cool sms

Friendship is not collection of hearts,
But it is selection of Hearts, All friends are not true.
But true friends are very few,jut like "YOU". Good morning.

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Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness&spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life. "Good Morning"

Night has ended for another day.
Morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mana ke sapne ka pehla lafz S hota hai,
Lekin agar S ko nikal do, to apne reh jate hain,
Auragar aap jaise apne na ho to, sapne koi mainey nahi rakhte!

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< @ "LOVE" @ >
a Sweet Poison.

< @ " Lover "@ >
a Honey Poison.

< @ " wife " @ >
a Slow poison

But

<" FRIEND ">
A good Medicine for all poisons.

Balayya SMS Jokes

Balayya Call to customer care a girl received.
Balayya: Hello who is this..?
Customer Care Girl: I’m Sita.
Balayya: Ooo my god this call go’s to AYODHYA. Sorry Sitamma…!










Sir: What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
Balayya: Sodium nitrite & Sodium Nitrate. Because it will be NaNO2 & NaNo3.
Balayya all way rocking..!

In Life 9 things are Importation

In life wen u face troubles, don't get nervous..
Just close your eyes and follow your heart
because HEART may be on LEFT but it always says RIGHT.
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In Life 9 things are importation
1.self confidence
2.persistence
3.hard woke
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.good friend
8.lovable partner
9.And SMS sender of Me.
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The Sun makes Moon shine..
Current makes Bulb shine..
Wax makes Candles shine..
But I am really confused..!
What makes u shine?

HARPIC or DOMEX..?
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Sweet Roses are easy to catch....
Sweet words are easy to speak....
But Sweet friends are hard toget.
But my good luck, i got your cute friendship..

We love our-self even after doing many mistakes

Look @ Sun,
U See "TIME"

Look @ Heart,
U See "LOVE

Look @ Eyes,
U See "NATURE"

Look @ Ur Mobile,
U See
"Who's THINKING of U"

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pullistop is not the end,becoz a new sentence can write after it....!
failure is not the real end,it can be a real beginning for SUCCESS...!

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We love our-self even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can v hate others 4 their one mistake.
Seems Strange but its true. Think about THIS B4 U hate Someone....

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Sardar removing 2 wheels from his car..
A Man asks:Why r u removing wheels from ur car?

Sardar:U stupid see the board,
'PARKING FOR 2 WHEELER ONLY'!

where ever he goes his network follows

Advani gave a LOTUS 2 Sonia 2 impress her!
Sonia smiled & slapped advani!

Advani asked Y?
Sonia: U gave me BJP symbol,
so I gave U CONGRESS symbol...:-)

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Biwi(gusse me): tumare dimag mein to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho...

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The chemistry teacher asked the girl,what is "NITRATE"?
She replied that Rs.2500 + room rent is my "NIGHT RATE".

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1 lady Deliver twins, Surprising 1 is boy and 1is dog how is it possible.??
Bcz here husband is hutch user "where ever he goes his network follows"..

A lovely star dropped on earth

A lovely star dropped on earth.
He asked me what do u went?
A Million Dollar OR A True Friend?

I said million dollar..

Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge..;-)

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A small friendship poem:
Dear O Dear
UR Not Near
But I Can Hear
Don't Get Fear
Ur Memories Here
Live With Cheer
No More Tear
your always my Dear friend..

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Wat is difference between PROBLEM & TALENT & LUCK?

2 boys love 1 girl=PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girls=TALENT!
2 girls love 1 boy= LUCK......

A late night MSG doesn't mean that I'm disturbing u

A late night MSG doesn't mean that I'm disturbing u.
It mean your the last ?BEST? person
about whom I'm thinking before closing my eyes..
Good Night... Sweet dreams...

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Flowers are in garden
Lover's are in park :-
Animals are in forest
but
Friend's are Always in my heart

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Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
as I can't come to U, but sends care as SMS Good morning....

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The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who makes you complete...
But to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness.

Funny SMS of Balaya

sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
fir ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.

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Driver : Sir, petrol aiypoindhi car koncham kuda mundhuku velladhu.
Bala Krishna: Aithe venakki poni, intiki veldham.:-)

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Wisky+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol

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teacher: bacho kabi sharab na pina,
kbi n-veg na khana,
kabi ladki ko na ched na,
apne desh k liye jan de dena.
students: de denge aise jine se to marna acha hai.

Coins always make sound

Excuse me..!
U R under arrest it's illegal 2B so sweet..
So I arrest U 4 life time, in the lockup of my heart as a best friend..
Case closed No Bail...

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Charlie Chaplin 3 heart touching statements:
1.Nothing is permanent in this world, Not even our Troubles..!
2.I Like walking in the rain, Because nobody can see my Tears..!
3.Most important the most wasted every day in life
is the day in which we have not laughed so keep smile on U R face always.

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Coins always make sound, but t he currency note always silent..
So wen UR value increases keep UR self silent..

"meow" "meow" "meow"

The thread asked to candle way you dissolve yourself..? wan I burn”
Candle said U R in my heart; if U suffers I am borne 2 shed tears 4 U.
That’s the real bond of love

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A cat was very sad Bcoz he don't have any girl friend.
1day he saw a beautiful lady cat, he went an sad 2 her..

"meow" "meow" "meow"

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If A love is like a moon, then friends R Like stars..
Have U Noticed that the sky can look beautiful without Moon.
But not without stars..