Drinking Drinking little beer
How i wonder what a beer
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry..
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Teacher: Tum Ro Q rahe ho.?
Ladka: Meri Mummy Papa ko kutta kehiti hai. Aur Papa unko Billi..
Mujhe samajh nhi aata ki mai Pilla Hu ya Billa...?
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The Dangerous way to propose a Girl..
"kya tum apni CHITA ko Aag lagaane ka adhikar mere beta ko dogi...?"
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A man to his friend: My wife is telling lies to me these days.
Friend: What she is saying.? Buying Saree, and says not bought any thing..!
Man: She came home late night n said went to movie with her friend Sunitha.
Friend: then whats wrong in it..?
Man: I went to movie with Sunitha last night..
