Punctuality & Sexuality

Punctuality & Sexuality never go together..
Girls come late & love to make men wait.!
But once in bed they want him to Come late & they love to wait..!

Funny SmS Pictures

1 lady Delever twins,
Surprising 1 is boy and 2 is dog..!
how is it possible.??
Bcz here husband is hutch user..!
where evere he goes his network follows
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Advani gave a LOTUS 2 Sonia 2 impress her!
Sonia smiled & slapped advani!
Advani asked Y?
Sonia: U gave me BJP symbol,
so I gave U CONGRESS symbol...:-)
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The chemistry teacher asked the girl,
what is "NITRATE"?.
She replied that Rs.2500 + room rent is my "NIGHT RATE".