Balayya Fun SMS

Balayya: I Kiss my wife everyday befor I go to office and You?
Other person: I Kiss your wife after you go to office.
Balayya: I'm First, I'm First..:-)

Balayya New Funny SMS

NTR: Yenti babai tube light kindha noru therachi petti kurchunav?

Balaya: "Doctor Light Food" tisukomanadu ra.. :)

What is Fashion..

What is Fashion..?
Lungoti with a Zip..
Laziness..?
What is Asking lift 4 morning walk..
Craziness..?
What is Get blank paper Xerox..
What is Honesty..?
Pregnant women taking 2 tickets at bus.
What is De hydration..?
Cow giving milk powder..
What is Hope..?
A 99yr Old woman Purchasing a life time Sim card..
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A Sardar Doctor fall in love with a nurse..
He wrote a letter to the nurse: I Love U Sister.
Keep Smile..!

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Friends R like sketch pens, they color U R lives..
I may be not U R favorite color, but U will need me some day to complete U R picture..

Make a lovely day..!

S_n rise..

B_tterfly..

Pict_re..

L_nch..

Nat_re..

M_sic

all r waiting for
"u u u u u u" so get up.
Make a lovely day.
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Be simple but look stylish..
Be tough but look soft..
Be tensed but look cool..
Be a winner but look like a beginner..!

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Weekly 1day holiday

monthly 1day salary day

yearly 1day birthday

life day death day but sharing of "friendship"is
every day good a day...!

SMS 4 Fun

BALLAYA opened a petrol bunk .
But not even 1 customer went there.
U know y?.Guess?.
Becoz he opened petrol bunk onSecond floor......

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Sardar writing exam by standing at the door.
Another guy asks..
"Tum door ke paas khade rehkar exam kyu likh rahe ho "
sardar said arey paagal yeh Entrance exam hai.