Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 March 2013

I Love You Sister

Banta falls in love with a nurse!
After much thinking, he finally "Wrote  A Letter to Her"

I Love You Sister :-)

Thursday, 23 June 2011

Bachelors Think That

BachelorsBachelors think that:
Married man are lucky.

Married men thing that:
Bachelors are lucky.

The point is that bachelors think at night & Married think at day time..!

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

A bitter truth of love

A bitter truth of loveA bitter truth of love
If we get whatever we love there is no respect for tears..
If we love whatever we get den there is no need for tears..

Monday, 25 April 2011

Keep Smile: Telugu SMS

Husband: Dear priya due to some reasons e month salary pampatle..
daniki badulu 100 Kisses pamputhunna teesko..
After 1 week: meeru pampina kisseslo 5 Milk boy ki, 15 House owner ki,
5 Paper boy ki, 10 Telephone vadiki, 20 Kirana shop vadiki ichesanu..
Inka 50 unnay next month pampkapoina sari pothay ...
Keep Smile..

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Funny Jock SMS

Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
As I can't come to U, but sends care as Sms gud morning....



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In Life 9 thngs are imp
1.self confidence
2.persistance
3.hard wrk
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.gud frnd
8.lovable partner
9.Mostly that's ME..!


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The Sun makes Moon shine..!
Current makes Bulb shine..!
Wax makes Candles shine..!
But
I am really confused.What makes u shine?
HARPIC or DOMEX?

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Sardar:If u tell me wats in my bag, i'll give u d Apple frm my bag
If u tel hw many dey r,
i'll giv u all d 8
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina
clue ivvu bey!