Funny Jock SMS

Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
As I can't come to U, but sends care as Sms gud morning....



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In Life 9 thngs are imp
1.self confidence
2.persistance
3.hard wrk
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.gud frnd
8.lovable partner
9.Mostly that's ME..!


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The Sun makes Moon shine..!
Current makes Bulb shine..!
Wax makes Candles shine..!
But
I am really confused.What makes u shine?
HARPIC or DOMEX?

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Sardar:If u tell me wats in my bag, i'll give u d Apple frm my bag
If u tel hw many dey r,
i'll giv u all d 8
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina
clue ivvu bey!