Balayya Jock SMS

Balayya: I kiss my wife everyday bfore I go 2 office 7 U?
Neighbor: I Kiss your wife after you go 2 office..

Balayya: I'm first!.. I'm first!..

Telugu SMS - Balayya SMS Jokes

Interviewr: Me birth place ekkada?
Balaya: Tiruvananthapuram?
Interviewr: Tel me the spelling?

Balayya: Indaka joke chesa, Maadi GOA...

Balayya Fun SMS

Balayya: I Kiss my wife everyday befor I go to office and You?
Other person: I Kiss your wife after you go to office.
Balayya: I'm First, I'm First..:-)

Balayya New Funny SMS

NTR: Yenti babai tube light kindha noru therachi petti kurchunav?

Balaya: "Doctor Light Food" tisukomanadu ra.. :)

Balayya Funny SMS

Balayya puts his pencil in to a Horlicks bottle.
JNTR ask why did you put the pencil in the bottle..
Balayya sad to make Taller, Stronger & Sharper..
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JrNTR: Babai chala rojula nunchi wrong calls vasthunayi, em cheyamantav.?
Balayya: Na movie songs ni caller tunega pettuko, customer care vadu kuda call cheyadu..
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One day balayya went to a vilage.
A Blind man: Baabu idhi pagala, rathra.?
Balayya: Emo thatha, nenu kuda Evuriki kithe..
Blind man: Ori Baliga nuvva...!
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Balayya creates new mail ID gmail@balayya.com..
All computers blocks.. Google shocks, but balayya rocks..

BALAKRISHNA SMS JOCK

Sardar: If you tell me whats in my bag, I'll give you Apple from my bag
If u tel how many the are, I'll give you all the 8 apples
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina clue evvu bey..!



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Banana: why are you crying.?
Apple: all of them cut & eat me.
Banana: your better, all of them remove my dress & eat me Siggutho chastunnan...

Balayya SMS Jokes

Balayya Call to customer care a girl received.
Balayya: Hello who is this..?
Customer Care Girl: I’m Sita.
Balayya: Ooo my god this call go’s to AYODHYA. Sorry Sitamma…!










Sir: What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
Balayya: Sodium nitrite & Sodium Nitrate. Because it will be NaNO2 & NaNo3.
Balayya all way rocking..!