Funny Hindi SMS

Jivan me ek baat yaad rakhna
Aansu ponchhne wale bahut milenge but
Naak ponchne wala koi nahi milega..
So hamesha rumal sath rakhna..

kya uski maa manglu

Dad: Beta agar ladki wale scooter de to car mangna..
Shop de to ghar mangna..
Cooler de to AC mangna..
Beta: Dad Agar ladki de to kya uski maa manglu.?

in front of the mirror

When you feel sad, go in front of the mirror..
Look at yourself say I'm so cute..
You will smile automatically...
But don't make it habit bcoz roz roz mazak acha nhi hota..

Funny Jocks of next Generation

Funny LKC Poem:
Drinking Drinking little beer
How i wonder what a beer
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry..

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Teacher: Tum Ro Q rahe ho.?
Ladka: Meri Mummy Papa ko kutta kehiti hai. Aur Papa unko Billi..
Mujhe samajh nhi aata ki mai Pilla Hu ya Billa...?

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The Dangerous way to propose a Girl..
"kya tum apni CHITA ko Aag lagaane ka adhikar mere beta ko dogi...?"


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A man to his friend: My wife is telling lies to me these days.
Friend: What she is saying.? Buying Saree, and says not bought any thing..!
Man: She came home late night n said went to movie with her friend Sunitha.
Friend: then whats wrong in it..?
Man: I went to movie with Sunitha last night..