Fun SMS

Eluka: Bava Okati adugutanu isthava..
Enugu: Enti Bammardhi cheppu.
Eluka: Ni paatha drayer istava..
Enugu: Enduku bammardhi?
Eluka: Na Koduku pellyki tentkosam..
Keep Smile.. :-)

New Funny SMS

Joke: A little girl came home from school and said
Mommy today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do..
Mother exclaimed: that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this..
By the way what was it that you didn't do ?
The little girl replied: My Homework.... :)

Bachelors Think That

Bachelors think that:
Married man are lucky.

Married men thing that:
Bachelors are lucky.

The point is that bachelors think at night & Married think at day time..!

Joke of the Day

Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel?
Student: It's new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer..

Moral-A girl can change your AIM | Sweetest proposal by LKG boy

A man was lost alone on an island.
1day he decides to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl cums & d man uses d wood 4 making bed.
Moral-A girl can change your AIM. 
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Sweetest proposal by LKG boy 2 UKG grl
Boy: Will you marry me.?
Girl: No...
Boy: Plz marry me..!
Girl: no no I can't marry you.!
Boy: plz sister marry me..!
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Saikumar dialogue on PIGS "Aaahh.. Kanipinche e 3 pandhulu
Ura pandhi,
Adivi pandhi,
Mulla pandhi
Aithe,
Kanipinchani aa 4va pandhe ra e msg chadivedi.

Funny Jocks of next Generation

Funny LKC Poem:
Drinking Drinking little beer
How i wonder what a beer
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry..

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Teacher: Tum Ro Q rahe ho.?
Ladka: Meri Mummy Papa ko kutta kehiti hai. Aur Papa unko Billi..
Mujhe samajh nhi aata ki mai Pilla Hu ya Billa...?

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The Dangerous way to propose a Girl..
"kya tum apni CHITA ko Aag lagaane ka adhikar mere beta ko dogi...?"


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A man to his friend: My wife is telling lies to me these days.
Friend: What she is saying.? Buying Saree, and says not bought any thing..!
Man: She came home late night n said went to movie with her friend Sunitha.
Friend: then whats wrong in it..?
Man: I went to movie with Sunitha last night..

Funny Jock SMS

Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
As I can't come to U, but sends care as Sms gud morning....



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In Life 9 thngs are imp
1.self confidence
2.persistance
3.hard wrk
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.gud frnd
8.lovable partner
9.Mostly that's ME..!


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The Sun makes Moon shine..!
Current makes Bulb shine..!
Wax makes Candles shine..!
But
I am really confused.What makes u shine?
HARPIC or DOMEX?

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Sardar:If u tell me wats in my bag, i'll give u d Apple frm my bag
If u tel hw many dey r,
i'll giv u all d 8
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina
clue ivvu bey!