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Friday, 1 January 2010
messages sms fun
sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
aur wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
magar jab sardar ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.
wishy+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol
Buy a Scooty,pick up a beauty..!
Drink a frooty , tak her 2 ooty..!
Remove her nighty do ur duty..!
After 9 months get a cuty without langoti..!
A late night msg doesn't mean that I am disturbing u.
It mean u r the last ?BEST? person about whom I am thinking before closing my eyes..
Gud night... Sweet dreams...
Lover's are in park
Animals are in forest
But
Friend's are Always in my heart.
Happy Friendship Day
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