where ever he goes his network follows

Advani gave a LOTUS 2 Sonia 2 impress her!
Sonia smiled & slapped advani!

Advani asked Y?
Sonia: U gave me BJP symbol,
so I gave U CONGRESS symbol...:-)

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Biwi(gusse me): tumare dimag mein to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho...

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The chemistry teacher asked the girl,what is "NITRATE"?
She replied that Rs.2500 + room rent is my "NIGHT RATE".

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1 lady Deliver twins, Surprising 1 is boy and 1is dog how is it possible.??
Bcz here husband is hutch user "where ever he goes his network follows"..