Funny SMS of Balaya

sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
fir ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.

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Driver : Sir, petrol aiypoindhi car koncham kuda mundhuku velladhu.
Bala Krishna: Aithe venakki poni, intiki veldham.:-)

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Wisky+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol

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teacher: bacho kabi sharab na pina,
kbi n-veg na khana,
kabi ladki ko na ched na,
apne desh k liye jan de dena.
students: de denge aise jine se to marna acha hai.