A late night MSG doesn't mean that I'm disturbing u

A late night MSG doesn't mean that I'm disturbing u.
It mean your the last ?BEST? person
about whom I'm thinking before closing my eyes..
Good Night... Sweet dreams...

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Flowers are in garden
Lover's are in park :-
Animals are in forest
but
Friend's are Always in my heart

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Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
as I can't come to U, but sends care as SMS Good morning....

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The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who makes you complete...
But to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness.

Funny SMS of Balaya

sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
fir ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.

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Driver : Sir, petrol aiypoindhi car koncham kuda mundhuku velladhu.
Bala Krishna: Aithe venakki poni, intiki veldham.:-)

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Wisky+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol

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teacher: bacho kabi sharab na pina,
kbi n-veg na khana,
kabi ladki ko na ched na,
apne desh k liye jan de dena.
students: de denge aise jine se to marna acha hai.

Coins always make sound

Excuse me..!
U R under arrest it's illegal 2B so sweet..
So I arrest U 4 life time, in the lockup of my heart as a best friend..
Case closed No Bail...

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Charlie Chaplin 3 heart touching statements:
1.Nothing is permanent in this world, Not even our Troubles..!
2.I Like walking in the rain, Because nobody can see my Tears..!
3.Most important the most wasted every day in life
is the day in which we have not laughed so keep smile on U R face always.

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Coins always make sound, but t he currency note always silent..
So wen UR value increases keep UR self silent..

"meow" "meow" "meow"

The thread asked to candle way you dissolve yourself..? wan I burn”
Candle said U R in my heart; if U suffers I am borne 2 shed tears 4 U.
That’s the real bond of love

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A cat was very sad Bcoz he don't have any girl friend.
1day he saw a beautiful lady cat, he went an sad 2 her..

"meow" "meow" "meow"

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If A love is like a moon, then friends R Like stars..
Have U Noticed that the sky can look beautiful without Moon.
But not without stars..

What is Fashion..

What is Fashion..?
Lungoti with a Zip..
Laziness..?
What is Asking lift 4 morning walk..
Craziness..?
What is Get blank paper Xerox..
What is Honesty..?
Pregnant women taking 2 tickets at bus.
What is De hydration..?
Cow giving milk powder..
What is Hope..?
A 99yr Old woman Purchasing a life time Sim card..
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A Sardar Doctor fall in love with a nurse..
He wrote a letter to the nurse: I Love U Sister.
Keep Smile..!

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Friends R like sketch pens, they color U R lives..
I may be not U R favorite color, but U will need me some day to complete U R picture..

Make a lovely day..!

S_n rise..

B_tterfly..

Pict_re..

L_nch..

Nat_re..

M_sic

all r waiting for
"u u u u u u" so get up.
Make a lovely day.
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Be simple but look stylish..
Be tough but look soft..
Be tensed but look cool..
Be a winner but look like a beginner..!

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Weekly 1day holiday

monthly 1day salary day

yearly 1day birthday

life day death day but sharing of "friendship"is
every day good a day...!

Keep Smiles..

No candle looses its light while lighting up another candle"
So never stop helping others
because it makes Ur life more meaningful.
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Worlds most beautiful sentence:
"..but,i like u!"

Worlds most painful sentence:
"I like u,but.."

words r same, but where they r placed matters alto..
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Sweetest proposal:
LKG boy 2 UKG girl: nuv nanu pelli chechkuntava?

Girl: chi pola
Boy: chechkova?

Girl: enthila nenu chechkonu po!

Boy:chechko akka PLZ..
Keep smiling...

Cool SMS's

*@"""@*
**( '-' )**
*(@)-"-(@)*
*(@)(@)*'

Here's a sweet teddy(like u) with beautiful flowers 4 u,Just 2 wish u Good Night

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Morning is silent
Morning is calm
Morning is beautifil
but Morning is not complete
without wishing u good and wonderful day
My Friend :Anju

SMS 4 Fun

BALLAYA opened a petrol bunk .
But not even 1 customer went there.
U know y?.Guess?.
Becoz he opened petrol bunk onSecond floor......

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Sardar writing exam by standing at the door.
Another guy asks..
"Tum door ke paas khade rehkar exam kyu likh rahe ho "
sardar said arey paagal yeh Entrance exam hai.

Night has ended for another day

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay
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Mana ke sapne ka pehla lafz S hota hai,
Lekin agar S ko nikal do,
to apne reh jate hain,
auragar aap jaise apne na ho to, s
apne koi mainey nahi rakhte!
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< @ "LOVE" @ >
a Sweet Poison.
< @ " Lover "@ >
a Honey Poison.
< @ " wife " @ >
a Slow poison
But
<" FRIEND ">
A good Medicin for all poisons.