messages sms fun

sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
aur wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
magar jab sardar ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.

wishy+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol

Buy a Scooty,pick up a beauty..!
Drink a frooty , tak her 2 ooty..!
Remove her nighty do ur duty..!
After 9 months get a cuty without langoti..!

A late night msg doesn't mean that I am disturbing u.
It mean u r the last ?BEST? person about whom I am thinking before closing my eyes..
Gud night... Sweet dreams...

Flowers are in garden

Lover's are in park
Animals are in forest
But
Friend's are Always in my heart.
Happy Friendship Day

What is Life

"Talk with some1 who makes u happy, But talk more with some1 who can't be happy without you.!
Feel d difference.!
" Thats life'

Different between Husband and Wife

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife kidney.
If liver fails,kidney fails.
If kidney fails,liver manages with other kidney.

Ever and Never..!

Help ever....
Hurt never....

Love ever....
Hate never....

Give ever....
Expect never....

Smile ever....
Cry never....

Think me ever....
Forget me never...

What for that Day..!

School life
up 10th class..

College Life
up to reading the subjects..

Love Life
up to Marriage..

Our friendship
up to 30th Feb..

What for that Day..!

Banana SMS

Banana: Why r u crying..?

Apple: All of them cut & eat me..

Banana: Your better, all of them remove my dress & eat me...

Hundred Good Friends

One Best Book Equal To
Hundred Good Friends...

BUT

One Loving N Caring Friend Equal To
More Than A Library..

Cellphone ek mandir hai...!

Cellphone ek mandir hai.

Sms unke bhagvan hai.

Sms bhejne wale pujari.

Sms padne wale bhakt hai.

Pad kar sms na karne wale mandir ke bahar ka bikari..

SMS was in traffic jam

___/#@ SMS
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PEE...! PEE...! PEE...! PEE...!

Sorry.. Sorry... SMS was in traffic jam, so late 2 wish
Good morning

A Loving Heart Saying

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send.
No Cute Graphics To Forward.
Just,
A Loving Heart Saying:
GOOD MORNING