In life wen u face troubles, don't get nervous..
Just close your eyes and follow your heart
because HEART may be on LEFT but it always says RIGHT.
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In Life 9 things are importation
1.self confidence
2.persistence
3.hard woke
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.good friend
8.lovable partner
9.And SMS sender of Me.
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The Sun makes Moon shine..
Current makes Bulb shine..
Wax makes Candles shine..
But I am really confused..!
What makes u shine?
HARPIC or DOMEX..?
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Sweet Roses are easy to catch....
Sweet words are easy to speak....
But Sweet friends are hard toget.
But my good luck, i got your cute friendship..
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Monday, 25 October 2010
Monday, 4 October 2010
We love our-self even after doing many mistakes
Look @ Sun,
U See "TIME"
Look @ Heart,
U See "LOVE
Look @ Eyes,
U See "NATURE"
Look @ Ur Mobile,
U See
"Who's THINKING of U"
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pullistop is not the end,becoz a new sentence can write after it....!
failure is not the real end,it can be a real beginning for SUCCESS...!
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We love our-self even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can v hate others 4 their one mistake.
Seems Strange but its true. Think about THIS B4 U hate Someone....
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Sardar removing 2 wheels from his car..
A Man asks:Why r u removing wheels from ur car?
Sardar:U stupid see the board,
'PARKING FOR 2 WHEELER ONLY'!
U See "TIME"
Look @ Heart,
U See "LOVE
Look @ Eyes,
U See "NATURE"
Look @ Ur Mobile,
U See
"Who's THINKING of U"
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pullistop is not the end,becoz a new sentence can write after it....!
failure is not the real end,it can be a real beginning for SUCCESS...!
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We love our-self even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can v hate others 4 their one mistake.
Seems Strange but its true. Think about THIS B4 U hate Someone....
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Sardar removing 2 wheels from his car..
A Man asks:Why r u removing wheels from ur car?
Sardar:U stupid see the board,
'PARKING FOR 2 WHEELER ONLY'!
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Friday, 1 October 2010
where ever he goes his network follows
Advani gave a LOTUS 2 Sonia 2 impress her!
Sonia smiled & slapped advani!
Advani asked Y?
Sonia: U gave me BJP symbol,
so I gave U CONGRESS symbol...:-)
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Biwi(gusse me): tumare dimag mein to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho...
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The chemistry teacher asked the girl,what is "NITRATE"?
She replied that Rs.2500 + room rent is my "NIGHT RATE".
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1 lady Deliver twins, Surprising 1 is boy and 1is dog how is it possible.??
Bcz here husband is hutch user "where ever he goes his network follows"..
Sonia smiled & slapped advani!
Advani asked Y?
Sonia: U gave me BJP symbol,
so I gave U CONGRESS symbol...:-)
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Biwi(gusse me): tumare dimag mein to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho...
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The chemistry teacher asked the girl,what is "NITRATE"?
She replied that Rs.2500 + room rent is my "NIGHT RATE".
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1 lady Deliver twins, Surprising 1 is boy and 1is dog how is it possible.??
Bcz here husband is hutch user "where ever he goes his network follows"..
A lovely star dropped on earth
A lovely star dropped on earth.
He asked me what do u went?
A Million Dollar OR A True Friend?
I said million dollar..
Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge..;-)
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A small friendship poem:
Dear O Dear
UR Not Near
But I Can Hear
Don't Get Fear
Ur Memories Here
Live With Cheer
No More Tear
your always my Dear friend..
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Wat is difference between PROBLEM & TALENT & LUCK?
2 boys love 1 girl=PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girls=TALENT!
2 girls love 1 boy= LUCK......
He asked me what do u went?
A Million Dollar OR A True Friend?
I said million dollar..
Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge..;-)
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A small friendship poem:
Dear O Dear
UR Not Near
But I Can Hear
Don't Get Fear
Ur Memories Here
Live With Cheer
No More Tear
your always my Dear friend..
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Wat is difference between PROBLEM & TALENT & LUCK?
2 boys love 1 girl=PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girls=TALENT!
2 girls love 1 boy= LUCK......
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