A late night MSG doesn't mean that I'm disturbing u.
It mean your the last ?BEST? person
about whom I'm thinking before closing my eyes..
Good Night... Sweet dreams...
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Flowers are in garden
Lover's are in park :-
Animals are in forest
but
Friend's are Always in my heart
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Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
as I can't come to U, but sends care as SMS Good morning....
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The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who makes you complete...
But to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness.
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Friday, 24 September 2010
Thursday, 23 September 2010
Funny SMS of Balaya
sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
fir ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.
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Driver : Sir, petrol aiypoindhi car koncham kuda mundhuku velladhu.
Bala Krishna: Aithe venakki poni, intiki veldham.:-)
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Wisky+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol
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teacher: bacho kabi sharab na pina,
kbi n-veg na khana,
kabi ladki ko na ched na,
apne desh k liye jan de dena.
students: de denge aise jine se to marna acha hai.
wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
fir ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.
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Driver : Sir, petrol aiypoindhi car koncham kuda mundhuku velladhu.
Bala Krishna: Aithe venakki poni, intiki veldham.:-)
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Wisky+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol
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teacher: bacho kabi sharab na pina,
kbi n-veg na khana,
kabi ladki ko na ched na,
apne desh k liye jan de dena.
students: de denge aise jine se to marna acha hai.
Saturday, 18 September 2010
Coins always make sound
Excuse me..!
U R under arrest it's illegal 2B so sweet..
So I arrest U 4 life time, in the lockup of my heart as a best friend..
Case closed No Bail...
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Charlie Chaplin 3 heart touching statements:
1.Nothing is permanent in this world, Not even our Troubles..!
2.I Like walking in the rain, Because nobody can see my Tears..!
3.Most important the most wasted every day in life
is the day in which we have not laughed so keep smile on U R face always.
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Coins always make sound, but t he currency note always silent..
So wen UR value increases keep UR self silent..
U R under arrest it's illegal 2B so sweet..
So I arrest U 4 life time, in the lockup of my heart as a best friend..
Case closed No Bail...
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Charlie Chaplin 3 heart touching statements:
1.Nothing is permanent in this world, Not even our Troubles..!
2.I Like walking in the rain, Because nobody can see my Tears..!
3.Most important the most wasted every day in life
is the day in which we have not laughed so keep smile on U R face always.
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Coins always make sound, but t he currency note always silent..
So wen UR value increases keep UR self silent..
Labels:
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Charlie Chaplin,
Coins,
collection fun sms
"meow" "meow" "meow"
The thread asked to candle way you dissolve yourself..? wan I burn”
Candle said U R in my heart; if U suffers I am borne 2 shed tears 4 U.
That’s the real bond of love
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A cat was very sad Bcoz he don't have any girl friend.
1day he saw a beautiful lady cat, he went an sad 2 her..
"meow" "meow" "meow"
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If A love is like a moon, then friends R Like stars..
Have U Noticed that the sky can look beautiful without Moon.
But not without stars..
Labels:
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fun sms,
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