Balayya sms Joke

Balayya said 4th law of motion (Newton died after hearing this law)
"If you run around a tree 100km/sec you can see your own back..:)

Telugu SMS Jokes

Son: nenu school ki vallanu..
Mom: endukura.
Son: pani chestanu.
Mom: UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra.
Son: LKG "girls" ki tuition chabutha...

in front of the mirror

When you feel sad, go in front of the mirror..
Look at yourself say I'm so cute..
You will smile automatically...
But don't make it habit bcoz roz roz mazak acha nhi hota..

A Single Moment of

A single moment of mis understanding is more poisonous,
which makes us forget the hundred lovable moments spent together within a minute.!

Joke of the Day

Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel?
Student: It's new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer..

3Magical Words

3magical words of life from (satisfy)
1 PLEASE
2 THANK Q
3 SORRY
but don't use these words with
1 FRIEND
2 LIFE PARTNER
3 MOTHER

Sometimes We Must

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow..
Sometimes we must fail in order to know..
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain..
Have a blessed day..

Non Veg Jokes

A girl shouting in her bedroom

Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah

HAAccchhii...

She's suffering 4m COLD..
non veg jokes...:)

Sticks and stones

Sticks and stones may break the bones.
But words will only cause permanent psychological damage.

A soft nature

A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness..
Remember nothing is softener than water,..
bit it force can break the strength of rock.....!!!