Tuesday, 4 January 2011

A girl can break any relation

My eyes said, "sleep 4 some more time...Give me rest"
But, my heart said, "Its very late get up and wish your Beloved friend 2 have a lovely day".
Good Morning..!


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2 eyes are best friends. Both will blink together, move, cry, see & sleep together..
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink..?
Moral-A girl can break any relation...


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We wont express our feelings for the fear of losing relationship..
but the fact is we often lose a relationship by not expressing our relationship.

Sunday, 2 January 2011

I had a Friend in this Name

Words can't express Friend like youwhat I feel for You. It's also difficult for me to prove..
But I know my Heart is true when I say I’m lucky to have a Friend like you..!

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Millions of People write love DUSTBINletters every day, but everyone sends first one to me, Imagine
How beautiful I'm..
"Said by a DUSTBIN"....



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May be I'm not an important person in u I had a Friend in this namelife..
But one day when you would just smile and say "I had a Friend in this name"
That's enough for me..

Friday, 31 December 2010

Happy New Year

Happy New Year
I wish in 2011 God gives you..!
12 Months of Happiness.
365 Days of Success.
8670 Hours of Good Health.
52600 minutes of Good luck..
I wish you A Very Happy New Year...

Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Inspirational SMS

Beautiful Tomorrow never comes, When it Comes, it's already TODAY.!Beautiful Tomorrow
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful amazing today..!


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One day man asked to god, what is the difference between your love & my fish in platelove.?
God smiled and replied: A fish in water is my love & A fish in plate so your love..!

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Never think why you’re not like others.. Live in such a way that you make othersliving a life
Think why they are not like you.? That's a real attitude of living a life..!

Monday, 27 December 2010

Multi Talented Guys

Ap se na ho bat to hum filar karte hai.
Har waqt apne ap se apla zikr krte he.
Ap ki dosti hume naseeb hui is bat ka rub se shukriya karte hai..

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One Hand on cluth, On hand on Accelratr..
One Leg on Gear, One Leg on Brake..
One Ear on Phone, One Bag On Petrol tank..
Two Eyes on Girls..! What a Multi Talented Guys R Colleg boys..



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Rawan ke 10 sar, 20 aakhein, par nazar ek hi ladki par..
Apka sar 1, aakhein 2 per nazar har ladki par ab batao ki Asli Rawan Kaun..?

Friday, 24 December 2010

Friendship is A Silent Gift

Best 4 me
Best flower rose
Best relation friendship
Best feeling love
Best monkey "U"
BEST FRIEND'S "I" & "U"
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Feeling is a painting.
Never spoil it..
Face is a book.
Try to read it..
Love is precious.
Don't miss it..
FRIENDSHIP is a Mirror.
Never Break it..
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Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old-more strong,
More deep-more clear,
More close-more warm &
Less words-more understanding...

Thursday, 23 December 2010

Funny Jocks of next Generation

Funny LKC Poem:
Drinking Drinking little beer
How i wonder what a beer
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry..

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Teacher: Tum Ro Q rahe ho.?
Ladka: Meri Mummy Papa ko kutta kehiti hai. Aur Papa unko Billi..
Mujhe samajh nhi aata ki mai Pilla Hu ya Billa...?

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The Dangerous way to propose a Girl..
"kya tum apni CHITA ko Aag lagaane ka adhikar mere beta ko dogi...?"


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A man to his friend: My wife is telling lies to me these days.
Friend: What she is saying.? Buying Saree, and says not bought any thing..!
Man: She came home late night n said went to movie with her friend Sunitha.
Friend: then whats wrong in it..?
Man: I went to movie with Sunitha last night..

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

BALAKRISHNA SMS JOCK

Sardar: If you tell me whats in my bag, I'll give you Apple from my bag
If u tel how many the are, I'll give you all the 8 apples
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina clue evvu bey..!



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Banana: why are you crying.?
Apple: all of them cut & eat me.
Banana: your better, all of them remove my dress & eat me Siggutho chastunnan...

One Best Book Is Equal To Hundred Good Friends

Never play with the feelings of someone...
You may win the game but the risk is that
you may surely lose d person forever...

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One Best Book Is Equal To Hundred Good Friends...
BUT
One Loving N Caring Friend Is Equal To More Than A Library..

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College Life up to compleat studies..
Love Life up to marriage..
Our friendship is up to 30th feb Because That day never comes...
Happy Friend ship Day..!

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A bird sitting on a branch Doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch
Bcoz the bird trusts, not the branch but its own wings..
Trust yourself Always..
To fly high..
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Life is a legend some love destroys the life
some love life makes beautiful
some friendship gives instant happy
some friendship gives lifelong happy

Thursday, 16 December 2010

Lovely SMS

Be silent in two situations : When you feel one can't understand your feelings from your words & When one can understand you without any words....



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Do you know why love is blind?..
Love is blind because...."Your mom started to love you before seeing your face..."



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When you lost one loving person...tears fall from your eyes....
A tear made of 1 percent of water and 99 percent of feelings for that loving one.