Funny Sms for Cricket

Afridi: Sachin ni 100 cheyakunda apedham..
Akthar: Ela.?
Afridi: Manam 90 ke all out aipodam..
Thats only the way...
India gonna rock n rule today.
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Flash.. Flash..!
Aprial 5th Y.S.Jagan going to Pakistan for "Oodarpu yathra"
to do oodarpu all pakistani cricketers...

SMS Messaging | Alphabetical advice 4u

Alphabetical advice 4u.
A B C..
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F...
Don't entertain fools
G H I..
GIVE UP HIGH IDEAS
J k l..
Just keep lovely friends like me
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Expression of the Face Could Be Seen By Every One
But d Depression of Heart Could be Understood Only By the Best One
Don't Lose them in Life.
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Only 2 persons are happy in this world,
ONE is MAD &
ANOTHER is CHILD
BE MAD to achieve what you DESIRE & BE a CHILD to ENJOY whatever u ACHIEVED..

Funny SMS

When Apple becomes Red, it's ready to eat..
Similarly when a Girl becomes 18years she ready to..!

"Vote"
God bless your Dirty mind!!

Hindi SMS

Dil ka dard do zuban par lana nahi, tum apni ankhon se aansu bahana nahi..
zakhm chahe kitna gahra Q na ho par, Dilttol ka siva kuch lagana nahi...

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17century ki mom-beta apne caste ka ladki se shadi krna
18century-apne religion ki
19century-apne level ki
20century-apne desh ki
21century-koi bi par ladki se hi kar..

I hope we Will be Good Friends

Somewhere we BORN,
Somewhere we LIVE,
Somehow we MET,
Never knowing when we will DIE,
Till Then
I hope we Will be Good Friends.

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If some1 asks me Wat is meant by life:
I would sit next to my friends(including U)
Pull them close 2gather, Put my arms around them&
say Proudly that IDIOTS r my Life.

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People say we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Because without a map i found U!
And u will be my treasured FRIEND" 4evr..

Happy Holi & Color Full Holi

A touch of green I send to you.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth $ zest for a colorful Holi.
Happy Holi & Color Full Holi..

No Scale Can Measure Our Friendship

l----l-
l '.o
l /l\
l JL
l
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Ye bhi tumhare tarha SMS nahi karta tha.
LATKA DIA SAALA KO. KHALLAASS....!
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I m sending this guitar 2 play a sweet song
4u 2 have a soundless sleep wit sweet dreams
Good night..
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>")("< ,,,(")("),, Ayyo nuvvu inka padukoLeda? sms kosam wait chestunnava -So sweet.Enka padukomma. Gud9t... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I""!""I""!""I""!""I""!
0 1 2 3 4
No Scale Can Measure Our Friendship
Bcoz
We Can See Where It Starts
But,
Nobody Can See Where It Ends.

Moral-A girl can change your AIM | Sweetest proposal by LKG boy

A man was lost alone on an island.
1day he decides to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl cums & d man uses d wood 4 making bed.
Moral-A girl can change your AIM. 
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Sweetest proposal by LKG boy 2 UKG grl
Boy: Will you marry me.?
Girl: No...
Boy: Plz marry me..!
Girl: no no I can't marry you.!
Boy: plz sister marry me..!
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Saikumar dialogue on PIGS "Aaahh.. Kanipinche e 3 pandhulu
Ura pandhi,
Adivi pandhi,
Mulla pandhi
Aithe,
Kanipinchani aa 4va pandhe ra e msg chadivedi.

Cool Cool Good Morning SMS

   Hello My Dear
    /)/) /)/) /)/)
   ( ';' )( ';' )( ';' )
 (f)(r)(i)(e)(n)(d)

    /)/) /)/) /)/)
   ( ';' )( ';' )( ';' )
(g)(u)(d)(n)(9)(t)  

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     .:i!HELLO!i:.
    :i  (")""(")  i:
     ". ( "o" )  ."
        "+,%,+"

       It"s Me!
     Wishing U
  A sweet Lovely
 G O O D MORNING!.
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"G"et up
"O"pen ur eyes
"O"ut of ur bed
"D"ay has risen
"M"erry life
"O"ld dreams cum tru
"R"ise & shin
"N"ew plans
"I"deas of lif
"N"ice futur
"G''ud day.

Inspirational SMS Quotes

One tree makes one lake matchsticks but one matchstick can burn on lake trees. Negative thoughts can burn all positives thoughts, so Be positive..
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A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity.
A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty.
wish u an optimistic life....