In the world 99% girls are beautiful.
1% girls are very ugly those are in my Office..
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Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
And Silence is the way to avoid many problems...
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If earth smiles it is EarthQuake.
If Ocean smiles it is Sunami.
If U smiles it is like a flower bloom.
IF Ur Mobile smiles its my @Message@...
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Thursday, 27 January 2011
Silence is the way to avoid many problems
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beautiful sms,
mobile sms,
smile sms
Sunday, 23 January 2011
I'll lost my Meaning
One day Dream asked Life: When will we all come true..?
Life smiled & replied: Never..!
Because the day all of you come true, I'll lost my meaning..
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True of love though the person whom you love the most, breaks your hear & leaves you.
After many years if you see that person your heart will still miss a beat..
Life smiled & replied: Never..!
Because the day all of you come true, I'll lost my meaning..
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True of love though the person whom you love the most, breaks your hear & leaves you.
After many years if you see that person your heart will still miss a beat..
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still miss,
True of love
Saturday, 22 January 2011
Words to say you that Remember ME
I have no gold to send you.
I have no diamond to send you.
I have no credit to call you.
I have just this words to say you that remember me..
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Funny Quote:
Don't break anybody's heart. Bcoz they have only one heart..
Break their bones they have 206...!
Keep Smiling
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Sun is switched of.!
Stars are switched on.!
Blue sky goes of and black sky comes In.!
So cool night is Coming.!
Go to bed and sleep well..
I have no diamond to send you.
I have no credit to call you.
I have just this words to say you that remember me..
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Funny Quote:
Don't break anybody's heart. Bcoz they have only one heart..
Break their bones they have 206...!
Keep Smiling
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Sun is switched of.!
Stars are switched on.!
Blue sky goes of and black sky comes In.!
So cool night is Coming.!
Go to bed and sleep well..
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fun sms,
remember me,
sleep well
Thursday, 20 January 2011
Just have to wait for our Turn
When flood comes the fish eats Ants..
But when water dries, the ants eat fish.
Life gives chance ti everyone just have to wait for our turn.
But when water dries, the ants eat fish.
Life gives chance ti everyone just have to wait for our turn.
By: Kachi
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Sunday, 9 January 2011
Balayya Funny SMS
Balayya puts his pencil in to a Horlicks bottle.
JNTR ask why did you put the pencil in the bottle..
Balayya sad to make Taller, Stronger & Sharper..
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JrNTR: Babai chala rojula nunchi wrong calls vasthunayi, em cheyamantav.?
Balayya: Na movie songs ni caller tunega pettuko, customer care vadu kuda call cheyadu..
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One day balayya went to a vilage.
A Blind man: Baabu idhi pagala, rathra.?
Balayya: Emo thatha, nenu kuda Evuriki kithe..
Blind man: Ori Baliga nuvva...!
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Balayya creates new mail ID gmail@balayya.com..
All computers blocks.. Google shocks, but balayya rocks..
JNTR ask why did you put the pencil in the bottle..
Balayya sad to make Taller, Stronger & Sharper..
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JrNTR: Babai chala rojula nunchi wrong calls vasthunayi, em cheyamantav.?
Balayya: Na movie songs ni caller tunega pettuko, customer care vadu kuda call cheyadu..
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One day balayya went to a vilage.
A Blind man: Baabu idhi pagala, rathra.?
Balayya: Emo thatha, nenu kuda Evuriki kithe..
Blind man: Ori Baliga nuvva...!
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Balayya creates new mail ID gmail@balayya.com..
All computers blocks.. Google shocks, but balayya rocks..
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balayya funny sms,
balayya jokes
Saturday, 8 January 2011
Specialty of Girls
Specialty of Girls:
Kerala: Long hair.
Chennai: Stylish.
Punjab: Colorful.
Mumbai: Hot.
Andhra: Emi lekapoina Buildup...
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When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings. because its the mind that gets angry, but the heart still loves them.
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Don't give special place to everyone in your heart, it is easy to give that place but it hurts more when they don't know the value of that place.
Kerala: Long hair.
Chennai: Stylish.
Punjab: Colorful.
Mumbai: Hot.
Andhra: Emi lekapoina Buildup...
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When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings. because its the mind that gets angry, but the heart still loves them.
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Don't give special place to everyone in your heart, it is easy to give that place but it hurts more when they don't know the value of that place.
Thursday, 6 January 2011
Behind every successful love
Pure Fact:
Behind every successful love there is a friendship..
And behind every Separated friendship there is a love story..!
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Fish said to water, u can't see my tear, Because I'm in water..
Water replied but I can feel your tear Because you’re in my Heart..
That is of you and me..!
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A Guy called FM Radio & Sad "I have found a purse with 15 thousand rupees, a credit card &
I.D card of Mr.ABC no.13, V.Nagar, siripuram, Vizag..
Radio Jake: How honest sir, so you want to return his purse..?
That Guy: No. I just want to dedicate him a Sad Song...!
Behind every successful love there is a friendship..
And behind every Separated friendship there is a love story..!
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Fish said to water, u can't see my tear, Because I'm in water..
Water replied but I can feel your tear Because you’re in my Heart..
That is of you and me..!
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A Guy called FM Radio & Sad "I have found a purse with 15 thousand rupees, a credit card &
I.D card of Mr.ABC no.13, V.Nagar, siripuram, Vizag..
Radio Jake: How honest sir, so you want to return his purse..?
That Guy: No. I just want to dedicate him a Sad Song...!
Tuesday, 4 January 2011
A girl can break any relation
My eyes said, "sleep 4 some more time...Give me rest"
But, my heart said, "Its very late get up and wish your Beloved friend 2 have a lovely day".
Good Morning..!
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2 eyes are best friends. Both will blink together, move, cry, see & sleep together..
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink..?
Moral-A girl can break any relation...
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We wont express our feelings for the fear of losing relationship..
but the fact is we often lose a relationship by not expressing our relationship.
But, my heart said, "Its very late get up and wish your Beloved friend 2 have a lovely day".
Good Morning..!
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2 eyes are best friends. Both will blink together, move, cry, see & sleep together..
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink..?
Moral-A girl can break any relation...
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We wont express our feelings for the fear of losing relationship..
but the fact is we often lose a relationship by not expressing our relationship.
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A girl can break any relation
Sunday, 2 January 2011
I had a Friend in this Name
Words can't express what I feel for You. It's also difficult for me to prove..
But I know my Heart is true when I say I’m lucky to have a Friend like you..!
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Millions of People write love letters every day, but everyone sends first one to me, Imagine
How beautiful I'm..
"Said by a DUSTBIN"....
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May be I'm not an important person in u life..
But one day when you would just smile and say "I had a Friend in this name"
That's enough for me..
But I know my Heart is true when I say I’m lucky to have a Friend like you..!
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Millions of People write love letters every day, but everyone sends first one to me, Imagine
How beautiful I'm..
"Said by a DUSTBIN"....
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May be I'm not an important person in u life..
But one day when you would just smile and say "I had a Friend in this name"
That's enough for me..
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