Funny Hindi SMS

Jivan me ek baat yaad rakhna
Aansu ponchhne wale bahut milenge but
Naak ponchne wala koi nahi milega..
So hamesha rumal sath rakhna..

That Is Life

Memories play a very confusing role.
They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried !
But make you cry when you remember the time you laughed..
That's life...!!!

Be Slow

Be slow in choosing a good person and much slower while loosing them.
Because relationship is not an opportunity , it is sweet responsibility.

Especially With One Who Loves You

Sharing pain will reduce it:
Sharing happiness will increase it.
So pain or gain, share it always..

Especially with one who loves/cares you..

Live It With A Cute Smile

Tears in Eyes..
Stress in Mind..
Weight in Heart..
Still When living is compulsory.
Why not live it with a cute smile :)

With out me you all are nothing

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: With out me you all are nothing!

A Friend Less Life - Cool Friendship

A friend less life is like a flowerless garden..
But I've a beautiful garden with wonder full flowers..
One of my best flower is reading my sms..

Dictionary Says That -

Dictionary says that OPEN and CLOSE r opposite.
But life teaches that we'r OPEN only with those..
With whom we are CLOSE..
Strange but very true.!!

Happy Winter SMS - Hindi SMS

7, 8 maheene tumne avoid kia mujhe lekin ab tum mujhe or dur nahi rakh sakte..
Aaj nahi to kal apni baahon me zaroor loge.
With lovely, tumhra purana "sweater" :)
"Happy Winter"

Life Is Too Deep For Words

Life is too deep for words..
So don't try to describe it,
just live it nothing in life is to be answered.
It is only to be understood..

Beautiful Relation

"Some time we maintain silence to protect one Beautiful relation"
"But too much Silent Creates a Distance in every beautiful Relation"

Changes In Life Are Good

Changes in life are good,
But see that, your change3s don't take you far away from the people,
who like love and care for you..

Good Understanding

When u believe someone deeply..
Misunderstanding arises, but don't fight for it
because some misunderstanding are needed for
Good Understanding..

Telugu SMS - Balayya SMS Jokes

Interviewr: Me birth place ekkada?
Balaya: Tiruvananthapuram?
Interviewr: Tel me the spelling?

Balayya: Indaka joke chesa, Maadi GOA...

Tears Are More Truthful Than Smile

Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only carry in front of one who is special for you..

That's Friendship

Once a cute kid kept scribbling on a paper.
Kid Dad: What r u doing dear?
Kid: Writing a letter to my friend..
Dad: Do u know to write?
Kid: No.. So What?
even my friend doesn't know to read..!
Friendship is understanding someone wit no words..
"That's Friendship"

I Never Wanna Live Without You

Boy: Tell me a secret that you have
never told anyone before.
Girl: You wouldn't want to know.
Boy: Yeah I do. If you tell me
yours, I'll tell you mine.
Girl: I would rather not....
Boy: Please?...
Girl: I LOVE YOU ?
The boy smiled and said : "That
was mine too.. ?
Thumbs Up....!! **If You Wish
every Love Story could be like that..

Funny Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: Will U marry after I die?
Wife: No I'll live with my sister..
Wife: Will U marry after I die?
Husband: no I'll also live with your sister..

"Friendship with U is my Habit

Missing U is my hobby..
Care for U is my job..
Make U happy is my dream..
Pray for u is my duty..
and to keep "Friendship" with U is my habit..

Fun SMS

Eluka: Bava Okati adugutanu isthava..
Enugu: Enti Bammardhi cheppu.
Eluka: Ni paatha drayer istava..
Enugu: Enduku bammardhi?
Eluka: Na Koduku pellyki tentkosam..
Keep Smile.. :-)

Question: What is EGO?

Question: What is EGO?
Ans: It's a disease in which we have the Tendency of hurting the people who LOVE us most..

Night is a good time to Remember all

Night is a good time to "Remember" all the sweet things
and all sweet persons in you'r "Life"
So sleep well with your "Sweet Memories"

beautiful sms

My beautiful sms traveled over my room roads, buildings, towers, rivers, lakes, plants, clouds, finally reach your mobile just to say good morning.

smile so keep smiling

A smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.
Smiles are free, so don't save them!
Brighten the world with your smile so keep smiling... :-)

True fact of Love

True fact of Love...!!
The heart that cares too much for others is always misunderstood
And D-person who acts like caring is always respected..!

Never Lose Your Confidence

Every great improvement has come after repeated failures..
Virtually nothing comes out right the first time..
Never lose your confidence..

Sweet Smile On Your Face

When I breath I don't see air, But I know it's around me.
In the same why we now send message I don't see you, but I know that you think of me with a sweet smile on your face..

So Cute & True Lines

So Cute & True Lines..
Never choose me without understanding & never loose me bcoz of misunderstanding..
I may be wrong sometime somewhere, but note every time.

Telugu SMS MESSAGE

Mobile ni KAGITAM ga chesi..
Keypad ni PEN ga marchi..
Charging ni INK ga posi..
Network ni PAVURAM ga marchi..
Manasuloni manasuloni matanu MESSAGE ga pamputhunnanu..
Good Night My Friend

My Friend is My Life

A poor man says work is life..
A rich man says money is life..
A lover boy says love is life..
But I say proudly "My friend is my Life"....

To Become Your Friend

Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your friend To become your enemy..

Love Never Dies - Boys are Rocks

Two lovers plan to suicide..
Boy jumped first..
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind..
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies..
Boys are rocks....

Belazy Go Crazy

A rabbit runs & hops, but lives only for 15yrs..
A turtle don't run, but lives for 150 years.!
Exercise is of no use. Be-lazy Go Crazy...:)

Truly Remembered Everyday

A loving memory of ur smiling face, a friend like you can never replace,
Deep in my heart you will always stay,truly remembered everyday..

7 Best moments in lilfe

7 Best moments in life
* Giving the 1st salary to your parents.
* Thinking ur love with tears.
* Looking old photos & Smiling.
* A Sweet & emotional chat with friends.
* Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
* Getting a hug from one who cares you.
* 1st Kiss to your child when he/she birth.

A very meaning full message

A very meaning full message..
A Tongue has no bones, but it can break a heart.
And it can also be a pillar of strength to a broken heart.

Mera Bharat Mahan

Born As Indian!
Live As Indian!
Die As Indian!
Be Proud to be An Indian!
'Mera Bharat Mahan'

Happy 64th Independence Day

No nation is perfect it needs to be made perfect contribute towards the perfection of your country.!
Let make India to be a supreme power..
Happy 64th Independence Day..

We are Great

Guys! We are great.
Because we are loving 100% our country.
See this..
A=1,B=2,C=3....Z=26
'I LOVE INDIA'
I=9
L=12
O=15
V=22
E=5
I=9
N=14
D=4
I=9
A=1
TOTAL 100
PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY IN ADVANCE
JAI HIND!

Happy Independence Day!

Let us take a moment to the freedom fighters on this memorable day, It was this day, 64 years back that India got its independence from the British empire. Happy Independence Day!

Really nice thought

Really nice thought
Whats most amazing part of Love?
It's when others always try to steal your partner..
But still your partner always choose to stay with you..

who love you

Love comes on it's own but It only grows if you care for it...
Never hurt people who love you a lot bcoz they wont hurt you back..

Life is like 3pages of book

Life is like 3pages of book
first page "Birth"
last page "Death"
center page "Empty"
So fill it with happiness & joy..!

Beautiful Relation

"Sometimes we maintain silence to protect one beautiful relation".
"But too much silence creates a distance in every beautiful relation".

Balayya Fun SMS

Balayya: I Kiss my wife everyday befor I go to office and You?
Other person: I Kiss your wife after you go to office.
Balayya: I'm First, I'm First..:-)

Perfect friendship

Perfect friendship is not in phone call or in messages.
It's the silent smile in your heart wen you think of your lovable ones..!

Telugu SMS - Smart Girl

Boy: I LOVE YOU
Girl: Ok, repu intiki vachey, evaru undaru..!
Nexday
Boy: Ninna intiki vasthe nuv leav enti.?
Girl: Chepanu kadha evaru undarani...

Telugu Kavithalu SMS

Ee roju udhayam nee gurinchi aalochisthu undaga
Naa kallallo nundi oka kanniti chukka kindha padindhi..
Enkuku kindha paddavani adigithe? appudu aa chukka
"Nee kannullo antha manchi friend undaga naku chotu yekkadundi." andhi..

Telugu SMS - SMART STUDENT

Sir: Pisinari antea evaru?
Student: 100 sms lu vachina 1 reply kooda evvanivallu..
Sir: Good.! one example evvu..
Student: Me ammai sir.... :)

Telugu Funny SMS - Child Crying

Child crying..
Dad: asked endukedustunav.? Nenu nee friend kada cheppu emaindo..
Son: Emledu ra mama.. Horlics koncham ekuva adiganani nee pori kottindi...:)