Happy New Year

I wish in 2011 God gives you..!
12 Months of Happiness.
365 Days of Success.
8670 Hours of Good Health.
52600 minutes of Good luck..
I wish you A Very Happy New Year...

Inspirational SMS

Beautiful Tomorrow never comes, When it Comes, it's already TODAY.!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful amazing today..!


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One day man asked to god, what is the difference between your love & my love.?
God smiled and replied: A fish in water is my love & A fish in plate so your love..!

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Never think why you’re not like others.. Live in such a way that you make others
Think why they are not like you.? That's a real attitude of living a life..!

Multi Talented Guys

Ap se na ho bat to hum filar karte hai.
Har waqt apne ap se apla zikr krte he.
Ap ki dosti hume naseeb hui is bat ka rub se shukriya karte hai..

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One Hand on cluth, On hand on Accelratr..
One Leg on Gear, One Leg on Brake..
One Ear on Phone, One Bag On Petrol tank..
Two Eyes on Girls..! What a Multi Talented Guys R Colleg boys..



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Rawan ke 10 sar, 20 aakhein, par nazar ek hi ladki par..
Apka sar 1, aakhein 2 per nazar har ladki par ab batao ki Asli Rawan Kaun..?

Friendship is A Silent Gift

Best 4 me
Best flower rose
Best relation friendship
Best feeling love
Best monkey "U"
BEST FRIEND'S "I" & "U"
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Feeling is a painting.
Never spoil it..
Face is a book.
Try to read it..
Love is precious.
Don't miss it..
FRIENDSHIP is a Mirror.
Never Break it..
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Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old-more strong,
More deep-more clear,
More close-more warm &
Less words-more understanding...

Funny Jocks of next Generation

Funny LKC Poem:
Drinking Drinking little beer
How i wonder what a beer
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry..

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Teacher: Tum Ro Q rahe ho.?
Ladka: Meri Mummy Papa ko kutta kehiti hai. Aur Papa unko Billi..
Mujhe samajh nhi aata ki mai Pilla Hu ya Billa...?

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The Dangerous way to propose a Girl..
"kya tum apni CHITA ko Aag lagaane ka adhikar mere beta ko dogi...?"


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A man to his friend: My wife is telling lies to me these days.
Friend: What she is saying.? Buying Saree, and says not bought any thing..!
Man: She came home late night n said went to movie with her friend Sunitha.
Friend: then whats wrong in it..?
Man: I went to movie with Sunitha last night..

BALAKRISHNA SMS JOCK

Sardar: If you tell me whats in my bag, I'll give you Apple from my bag
If u tel how many the are, I'll give you all the 8 apples
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina clue evvu bey..!



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Banana: why are you crying.?
Apple: all of them cut & eat me.
Banana: your better, all of them remove my dress & eat me Siggutho chastunnan...

One Best Book Is Equal To Hundred Good Friends

Never play with the feelings of someone...
You may win the game but the risk is that
you may surely lose d person forever...

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One Best Book Is Equal To Hundred Good Friends...
BUT
One Loving N Caring Friend Is Equal To More Than A Library..

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College Life up to compleat studies..
Love Life up to marriage..
Our friendship is up to 30th feb Because That day never comes...
Happy Friend ship Day..!

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A bird sitting on a branch Doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch
Bcoz the bird trusts, not the branch but its own wings..
Trust yourself Always..
To fly high..
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Life is a legend some love destroys the life
some love life makes beautiful
some friendship gives instant happy
some friendship gives lifelong happy

Lovely SMS

Be silent in two situations : When you feel one can't understand your feelings from your words & When one can understand you without any words....



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Do you know why love is blind?..
Love is blind because...."Your mom started to love you before seeing your face..."



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When you lost one loving person...tears fall from your eyes....
A tear made of 1 percent of water and 99 percent of feelings for that loving one.

Cool sms

Friendship is not collection of hearts,
But it is selection of Hearts, All friends are not true.
But true friends are very few,jut like "YOU". Good morning.

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Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness&spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life. "Good Morning"

Night has ended for another day.
Morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mana ke sapne ka pehla lafz S hota hai,
Lekin agar S ko nikal do, to apne reh jate hain,
Auragar aap jaise apne na ho to, sapne koi mainey nahi rakhte!

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< @ "LOVE" @ >
a Sweet Poison.

< @ " Lover "@ >
a Honey Poison.

< @ " wife " @ >
a Slow poison

But

<" FRIEND ">
A good Medicine for all poisons.

Balayya SMS Jokes

Balayya Call to customer care a girl received.
Balayya: Hello who is this..?
Customer Care Girl: I’m Sita.
Balayya: Ooo my god this call go’s to AYODHYA. Sorry Sitamma…!










Sir: What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
Balayya: Sodium nitrite & Sodium Nitrate. Because it will be NaNO2 & NaNo3.
Balayya all way rocking..!