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Wednesday, 30 September 2009
What for that Day..!
School life
up 10th class..
College Life
up to reading the subjects..
Love Life
up to Marriage..
Our friendship
up to 30th Feb..
What for that Day..!
Banana SMS
Banana: Why r u crying..?
Apple: All of them cut & eat me..
Banana: Your better, all of them remove my dress & eat me...
Hundred Good Friends
One Best Book Equal To
Hundred Good Friends...
BUT
One Loving N Caring Friend Equal To
More Than A Library..
Thursday, 17 September 2009
Cellphone ek mandir hai...!
Cellphone ek mandir hai.
Sms unke bhagvan hai.
Sms bhejne wale pujari.
Sms padne wale bhakt hai.
Pad kar sms na karne wale mandir ke bahar ka bikari..
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
SMS was in traffic jam
___/#@ SMS
;' -- = ( """""""""""'''
'=(@)====(@)==!
PEE...! PEE...! PEE...! PEE...!
Sorry.. Sorry... SMS was in traffic jam, so late 2 wish
Good morning
A Loving Heart Saying
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send.
No Cute Graphics To Forward.
Just,
A Loving Heart Saying:
GOOD MORNING
Friday, 11 September 2009
Just 3 steps to end your tension
Just 3 steps to end your tension..!
CTRL+ALT+DEL
1)control yourself
2)look for alternative solution
3)delete the situation which made u tension.
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
Lucky 2 Get a Friend Like U..!
Whenever i sit alone, I just look at my hands and see the criss-cross lines..!
And wonder witch special line made me so lucky 2 get a friend like U...!!!
Good Friend Like You...:-)
LIFE is Full of Blessings..!
One man cried wen he had no shoes,
but he stopped crying wen he saw a man without legs.
"LIFE is full of blessings. sumtimes we don't understand it."
What is LOVE..?
L====
O====
V====
E====
L=loss of money.
O=out of mind.
V=vaste of time. E=end of life.
So don't love.
Only line maro..........!
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