Friday 18 February 2011

Jokes of the Day

Maths teacher: If u have 12 chocolates funny jocksAND u give 5 to Hema, 3 to Jaya and 4 to Sushma, then what will u have?
Student:Three New Girlfriends..!
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Sardar was walking on the road with cell in his hand,funny jocks
Thief robs his cell and runs,
sardar laughs and says "Oy charger toh mere paas hai..!
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Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..!funny jocks
After 2minuts balayya cries louder.
Friend: What happens now.?
Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..!
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Begger: ayya kaasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..funny jocks
Owner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: Nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kaadu babu..

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