Sardar sms Joke

Sardar in hotel
Me yaha nai rahunga..
Mera paise wapis karo itha chota room, mujhe jaanwar samjha hai kya.?
Waiter: mere baap..!
Room me chal ye lift hai..

Jokes of the Day

Maths teacher: If u have 12 chocolates AND u give 5 to Hema, 3 to Jaya and 4 to Sushma, then what will u have?
Student:Three New Girlfriends..!
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Sardar was walking on the road with cell in his hand,
Thief robs his cell and runs,
sardar laughs and says "Oy charger toh mere paas hai..!
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Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..!
After 2minuts balayya cries louder.
Friend: What happens now.?
Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..!
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Begger: ayya kaasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..
Owner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: Nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kaadu babu..

What is Fashion..

What is Fashion..?
Lungoti with a Zip..
Laziness..?
What is Asking lift 4 morning walk..
Craziness..?
What is Get blank paper Xerox..
What is Honesty..?
Pregnant women taking 2 tickets at bus.
What is De hydration..?
Cow giving milk powder..
What is Hope..?
A 99yr Old woman Purchasing a life time Sim card..
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A Sardar Doctor fall in love with a nurse..
He wrote a letter to the nurse: I Love U Sister.
Keep Smile..!

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Friends R like sketch pens, they color U R lives..
I may be not U R favorite color, but U will need me some day to complete U R picture..

Funny Jock SMS

Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
As I can't come to U, but sends care as Sms gud morning....



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In Life 9 thngs are imp
1.self confidence
2.persistance
3.hard wrk
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.gud frnd
8.lovable partner
9.Mostly that's ME..!


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The Sun makes Moon shine..!
Current makes Bulb shine..!
Wax makes Candles shine..!
But
I am really confused.What makes u shine?
HARPIC or DOMEX?

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Sardar:If u tell me wats in my bag, i'll give u d Apple frm my bag
If u tel hw many dey r,
i'll giv u all d 8
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina
clue ivvu bey!