Happy New Year

I wish in 2011 God gives you..!
12 Months of Happiness.
365 Days of Success.
8670 Hours of Good Health.
52600 minutes of Good luck..
I wish you A Very Happy New Year...

Inspirational SMS

Beautiful Tomorrow never comes, When it Comes, it's already TODAY.!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful amazing today..!


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One day man asked to god, what is the difference between your love & my love.?
God smiled and replied: A fish in water is my love & A fish in plate so your love..!

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Never think why you’re not like others.. Live in such a way that you make others
Think why they are not like you.? That's a real attitude of living a life..!

Multi Talented Guys

Ap se na ho bat to hum filar karte hai.
Har waqt apne ap se apla zikr krte he.
Ap ki dosti hume naseeb hui is bat ka rub se shukriya karte hai..

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One Hand on cluth, On hand on Accelratr..
One Leg on Gear, One Leg on Brake..
One Ear on Phone, One Bag On Petrol tank..
Two Eyes on Girls..! What a Multi Talented Guys R Colleg boys..



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Rawan ke 10 sar, 20 aakhein, par nazar ek hi ladki par..
Apka sar 1, aakhein 2 per nazar har ladki par ab batao ki Asli Rawan Kaun..?

Friendship is A Silent Gift

Best 4 me
Best flower rose
Best relation friendship
Best feeling love
Best monkey "U"
BEST FRIEND'S "I" & "U"
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Feeling is a painting.
Never spoil it..
Face is a book.
Try to read it..
Love is precious.
Don't miss it..
FRIENDSHIP is a Mirror.
Never Break it..
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Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old-more strong,
More deep-more clear,
More close-more warm &
Less words-more understanding...

Funny Jocks of next Generation

Funny LKC Poem:
Drinking Drinking little beer
How i wonder what a beer
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry..

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Teacher: Tum Ro Q rahe ho.?
Ladka: Meri Mummy Papa ko kutta kehiti hai. Aur Papa unko Billi..
Mujhe samajh nhi aata ki mai Pilla Hu ya Billa...?

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The Dangerous way to propose a Girl..
"kya tum apni CHITA ko Aag lagaane ka adhikar mere beta ko dogi...?"


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A man to his friend: My wife is telling lies to me these days.
Friend: What she is saying.? Buying Saree, and says not bought any thing..!
Man: She came home late night n said went to movie with her friend Sunitha.
Friend: then whats wrong in it..?
Man: I went to movie with Sunitha last night..

BALAKRISHNA SMS JOCK

Sardar: If you tell me whats in my bag, I'll give you Apple from my bag
If u tel how many the are, I'll give you all the 8 apples
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina clue evvu bey..!



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Banana: why are you crying.?
Apple: all of them cut & eat me.
Banana: your better, all of them remove my dress & eat me Siggutho chastunnan...

One Best Book Is Equal To Hundred Good Friends

Never play with the feelings of someone...
You may win the game but the risk is that
you may surely lose d person forever...

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One Best Book Is Equal To Hundred Good Friends...
BUT
One Loving N Caring Friend Is Equal To More Than A Library..

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College Life up to compleat studies..
Love Life up to marriage..
Our friendship is up to 30th feb Because That day never comes...
Happy Friend ship Day..!

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A bird sitting on a branch Doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch
Bcoz the bird trusts, not the branch but its own wings..
Trust yourself Always..
To fly high..
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Life is a legend some love destroys the life
some love life makes beautiful
some friendship gives instant happy
some friendship gives lifelong happy

Lovely SMS

Be silent in two situations : When you feel one can't understand your feelings from your words & When one can understand you without any words....



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Do you know why love is blind?..
Love is blind because...."Your mom started to love you before seeing your face..."



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When you lost one loving person...tears fall from your eyes....
A tear made of 1 percent of water and 99 percent of feelings for that loving one.

Cool sms

Friendship is not collection of hearts,
But it is selection of Hearts, All friends are not true.
But true friends are very few,jut like "YOU". Good morning.

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Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness&spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life. "Good Morning"

Night has ended for another day.
Morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mana ke sapne ka pehla lafz S hota hai,
Lekin agar S ko nikal do, to apne reh jate hain,
Auragar aap jaise apne na ho to, sapne koi mainey nahi rakhte!

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< @ "LOVE" @ >
a Sweet Poison.

< @ " Lover "@ >
a Honey Poison.

< @ " wife " @ >
a Slow poison

But

<" FRIEND ">
A good Medicine for all poisons.

Balayya SMS Jokes

Balayya Call to customer care a girl received.
Balayya: Hello who is this..?
Customer Care Girl: I’m Sita.
Balayya: Ooo my god this call go’s to AYODHYA. Sorry Sitamma…!










Sir: What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
Balayya: Sodium nitrite & Sodium Nitrate. Because it will be NaNO2 & NaNo3.
Balayya all way rocking..!

In Life 9 things are Importation

In life wen u face troubles, don't get nervous..
Just close your eyes and follow your heart
because HEART may be on LEFT but it always says RIGHT.
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In Life 9 things are importation
1.self confidence
2.persistence
3.hard woke
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.good friend
8.lovable partner
9.And SMS sender of Me.
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The Sun makes Moon shine..
Current makes Bulb shine..
Wax makes Candles shine..
But I am really confused..!
What makes u shine?

HARPIC or DOMEX..?
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Sweet Roses are easy to catch....
Sweet words are easy to speak....
But Sweet friends are hard toget.
But my good luck, i got your cute friendship..

We love our-self even after doing many mistakes

Look @ Sun,
U See "TIME"

Look @ Heart,
U See "LOVE

Look @ Eyes,
U See "NATURE"

Look @ Ur Mobile,
U See
"Who's THINKING of U"

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pullistop is not the end,becoz a new sentence can write after it....!
failure is not the real end,it can be a real beginning for SUCCESS...!

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We love our-self even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can v hate others 4 their one mistake.
Seems Strange but its true. Think about THIS B4 U hate Someone....

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Sardar removing 2 wheels from his car..
A Man asks:Why r u removing wheels from ur car?

Sardar:U stupid see the board,
'PARKING FOR 2 WHEELER ONLY'!

where ever he goes his network follows

Advani gave a LOTUS 2 Sonia 2 impress her!
Sonia smiled & slapped advani!

Advani asked Y?
Sonia: U gave me BJP symbol,
so I gave U CONGRESS symbol...:-)

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Biwi(gusse me): tumare dimag mein to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho...

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The chemistry teacher asked the girl,what is "NITRATE"?
She replied that Rs.2500 + room rent is my "NIGHT RATE".

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1 lady Deliver twins, Surprising 1 is boy and 1is dog how is it possible.??
Bcz here husband is hutch user "where ever he goes his network follows"..

A lovely star dropped on earth

A lovely star dropped on earth.
He asked me what do u went?
A Million Dollar OR A True Friend?

I said million dollar..

Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge..;-)

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A small friendship poem:
Dear O Dear
UR Not Near
But I Can Hear
Don't Get Fear
Ur Memories Here
Live With Cheer
No More Tear
your always my Dear friend..

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Wat is difference between PROBLEM & TALENT & LUCK?

2 boys love 1 girl=PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girls=TALENT!
2 girls love 1 boy= LUCK......

A late night MSG doesn't mean that I'm disturbing u

A late night MSG doesn't mean that I'm disturbing u.
It mean your the last ?BEST? person
about whom I'm thinking before closing my eyes..
Good Night... Sweet dreams...

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Flowers are in garden
Lover's are in park :-
Animals are in forest
but
Friend's are Always in my heart

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Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
as I can't come to U, but sends care as SMS Good morning....

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The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who makes you complete...
But to have someone with whom you can share your incompleteness.

Funny SMS of Balaya

sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
fir ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.

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Driver : Sir, petrol aiypoindhi car koncham kuda mundhuku velladhu.
Bala Krishna: Aithe venakki poni, intiki veldham.:-)

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Wisky+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol

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teacher: bacho kabi sharab na pina,
kbi n-veg na khana,
kabi ladki ko na ched na,
apne desh k liye jan de dena.
students: de denge aise jine se to marna acha hai.