Telugu SMS - Smart Girl

Boy: I LOVE YOU
Girl: Ok, repu intiki vachey, evaru undaru..!
Nexday
Boy: Ninna intiki vasthe nuv leav enti.?
Girl: Chepanu kadha evaru undarani...

Telugu Kavithalu SMS

Ee roju udhayam nee gurinchi aalochisthu undaga
Naa kallallo nundi oka kanniti chukka kindha padindhi..
Enkuku kindha paddavani adigithe? appudu aa chukka
"Nee kannullo antha manchi friend undaga naku chotu yekkadundi." andhi..

Telugu SMS - SMART STUDENT

Sir: Pisinari antea evaru?
Student: 100 sms lu vachina 1 reply kooda evvanivallu..
Sir: Good.! one example evvu..
Student: Me ammai sir.... :)

Telugu Funny SMS - Child Crying

Child crying..
Dad: asked endukedustunav.? Nenu nee friend kada cheppu emaindo..
Son: Emledu ra mama.. Horlics koncham ekuva adiganani nee pori kottindi...:)

Balayya Fun SMS

Smartest thing ever done by Balayya..
He set his password as "incorrect"

So next time if he forgets password
The computer will remind him "your password is incorrect"

New Telugu SMS Joke

Girl: I Love You
Boy: I Love You Too
Girl: nannu preminchavu kadha? Pellilo katanam mata yethavuga..?
Boy: Katnam enti darling asalu pelli mate yethanu... :)

New Funny SMS

Joke: A little girl came home from school and said
Mommy today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do..
Mother exclaimed: that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this..
By the way what was it that you didn't do ?
The little girl replied: My Homework.... :)

Bachelors Think That

Bachelors think that:
Married man are lucky.

Married men thing that:
Bachelors are lucky.

The point is that bachelors think at night & Married think at day time..!

Balayya New Funny SMS

NTR: Yenti babai tube light kindha noru therachi petti kurchunav?

Balaya: "Doctor Light Food" tisukomanadu ra.. :)

Heart melting sentence of a guy to her love

Heart melting sentence of a guy to her love.
You hurt me more than any once can
But idiot the problem is that you also loved me more then any one can...

Success is not the key to happiness

Success is not the key to happiness..
Happiness is the key to success..
If you love what your doing you will be successful..

keep forwarding messages to us

Sometimes we wonder why friends keep forwarding messages to us..
The reason is they have nothing to say, but still want to keep in touch..!

Heart beat 72 times a minute

Heart beat 72 times a minute.
Even if your heart beats only once a minutes you will still live
Because 71 times my heart beats for you my dear friend..

Your My Friend

If your a chocolate your the sweetest..
If your a teddy dear your the most huggable..
If your a star your the brightest and since your my "Friend"

Friendship is Silent Gift of Nature

Friendship is Silent Gift of Nature

"More old more strong"
"More care more respect"
"Less words more understanding"
"Less meetings more fillings"

Always keep yourself BUSY

Always keep yourself BUSY with something or the other..
Because
A Busy person never has time to be Unhappy..

Life is always between ego

Life is always between ego
And love Love says : let me message to her
But Ego says : let her message me Feel the difference.

Telugu SMS Joke

Girl: Baga gurthosthunav raa, anduke thattukoleka call chesthuna..
Boy: Ippude kaday 45 mins matlada..
Girl: Oh.! shit.. Malli neeke call chesana...!

kya uski maa manglu

Dad: Beta agar ladki wale scooter de to car mangna..
Shop de to ghar mangna..
Cooler de to AC mangna..
Beta: Dad Agar ladki de to kya uski maa manglu.?

Sardar sms Joke

Sardar in hotel
Me yaha nai rahunga..
Mera paise wapis karo itha chota room, mujhe jaanwar samjha hai kya.?
Waiter: mere baap..!
Room me chal ye lift hai..

Balayya sms Joke

Balayya said 4th law of motion (Newton died after hearing this law)
"If you run around a tree 100km/sec you can see your own back..:)

Telugu SMS Jokes

Son: nenu school ki vallanu..
Mom: endukura.
Son: pani chestanu.
Mom: UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra.
Son: LKG "girls" ki tuition chabutha...

in front of the mirror

When you feel sad, go in front of the mirror..
Look at yourself say I'm so cute..
You will smile automatically...
But don't make it habit bcoz roz roz mazak acha nhi hota..

A Single Moment of

A single moment of mis understanding is more poisonous,
which makes us forget the hundred lovable moments spent together within a minute.!

Joke of the Day

Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel?
Student: It's new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer..

3Magical Words

3magical words of life from (satisfy)
1 PLEASE
2 THANK Q
3 SORRY
but don't use these words with
1 FRIEND
2 LIFE PARTNER
3 MOTHER

Sometimes We Must

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow..
Sometimes we must fail in order to know..
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain..
Have a blessed day..

Non Veg Jokes

A girl shouting in her bedroom

Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah

HAAccchhii...

She's suffering 4m COLD..
non veg jokes...:)

Sticks and stones

Sticks and stones may break the bones.
But words will only cause permanent psychological damage.

A soft nature

A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness..
Remember nothing is softener than water,..
bit it force can break the strength of rock.....!!!