Monday 21 February 2011

Funny Jokes

GOD: I can't b everywhere so I created MOTHERS!Funny Jokes
DEVIL: I 2 can't b everywhere so I created GIRLS!
GOD: don't worry! I have created boys 2 Chang them in 2 mothers.!?
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Life is like a vehicle.Funny Jokes
Husband and wife are 2 tires of d vehicle.
If 1 punctures, the vehicle will not move.
So brilliant people carry a stepney.
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In the race betweenFunny Jokes
CAT & M0USE ...
Mouse mostly wins ...
Bcoz the cat is running 4 food & mouse 4 its life.
Purpose is more important than need...

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