Funny SmS Pictures

1 lady Delever twins,
Surprising 1 is boy and 2 is dog..!
how is it possible.??
Bcz here husband is hutch user..!
where evere he goes his network follows
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Advani gave a LOTUS 2 Sonia 2 impress her!
Sonia smiled & slapped advani!
Advani asked Y?
Sonia: U gave me BJP symbol,
so I gave U CONGRESS symbol...:-)
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The chemistry teacher asked the girl,
what is "NITRATE"?.
She replied that Rs.2500 + room rent is my "NIGHT RATE".

Fun SMS 210110

PREMA oka sakhti.
Danini srustimchalem Nasanam cheyalem
Kevalam oka roopam nundi maro rupaniki marchagalam
just like
E roju deepa,
Repu rupa,
yellundi INKO
Papa
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Nenu Roju Vastanu SMS La...
Manasulo Hatthuku Potanu Ring Tone La...
Mana Friendship Ipovaddu BALANCE La...
Nuvvu Matram BUSY Kaku Network La....

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Cow,cell,ya, super,ajaa, ram, aa,poor,wa,sun, ya,pra,worth, the,thay..

Don't get confused..
it's SUPRABATHAM in English..

Read once again slowly...
hav a nice day .. :-)

Fun SMS 2

Live ur life in the most beautiful way,
with the person who cares you most.
BCoz if that person has 100 reasons to smile,
99 are because of u...
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Kitni bhi dur jao hamse bhag na paoge,
zindgi ke har mod pe hame paoge,
chahe kitne bhi messege DELETE karo,
har pal apke INBOX me mera SmS paoge.....
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A lovely star dropd on earth.
He askd me wht do u wnt?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?
I said million dollar..
Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge..;-)

Fun SMS 2

Live ur life in the most beautiful way,
with the person who cares you most.
BCoz if that person has 100 reasons to smile,
99 are because of u...
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Kitni bhi dur jao hamse bhag na paoge,
zindgi ke har mod pe hame paoge,
chahe kitne bhi messege DELETE karo,
har pal apke INBOX me mera SmS paoge.....
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A lovely star dropd on earth.
He askd me wht do u wnt?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?
I said million dollar..
Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge..;-)

Today's SMS

Today's dinner from my side
So Menu- pyar ki roti,
Care ki sabji,
Affection ka raita,
Faith ka salad,
Trust ka pulao & smile ka bill..
Pay my bill.
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Life is a legend
some love destroys the life
some love life makes beautiful
some friendship gives instant happy
some friendship gives lifelong happy
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A bird sitting on a branch
Doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch Bcoz
the bird trusts, not the branch but its own wings..
Trust Urself Always..
To fly high..

Funny Jock SMS

Sun can't come to Earth,but sends love as Rays.
Clouds can't come to River, but sends love as Rains.
As I can't come to U, but sends care as Sms gud morning....



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In Life 9 thngs are imp
1.self confidence
2.persistance
3.hard wrk
4.money
5.aim
6.job
7.gud frnd
8.lovable partner
9.Mostly that's ME..!


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The Sun makes Moon shine..!
Current makes Bulb shine..!
Wax makes Candles shine..!
But
I am really confused.What makes u shine?
HARPIC or DOMEX?

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Sardar:If u tell me wats in my bag, i'll give u d Apple frm my bag
If u tel hw many dey r,
i'll giv u all d 8
BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina
clue ivvu bey!

messages sms fun

sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
aur wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
magar jab sardar ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.

wishy+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol

Buy a Scooty,pick up a beauty..!
Drink a frooty , tak her 2 ooty..!
Remove her nighty do ur duty..!
After 9 months get a cuty without langoti..!

A late night msg doesn't mean that I am disturbing u.
It mean u r the last ?BEST? person about whom I am thinking before closing my eyes..
Gud night... Sweet dreams...

Flowers are in garden

Lover's are in park
Animals are in forest
But
Friend's are Always in my heart.
Happy Friendship Day

What is Life

"Talk with some1 who makes u happy, But talk more with some1 who can't be happy without you.!
Feel d difference.!
" Thats life'

Different between Husband and Wife

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife kidney.
If liver fails,kidney fails.
If kidney fails,liver manages with other kidney.

Ever and Never..!

Help ever....
Hurt never....

Love ever....
Hate never....

Give ever....
Expect never....

Smile ever....
Cry never....

Think me ever....
Forget me never...