Friday 1 January 2010

messages sms fun


sardar ne nayi chaddi li,
aur wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,
magar jab sardar ghar aya or dekha to??
aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi.

wishy+Water=kick
rum+Water=kick
zin+Water=kick
brandy+water=kick
so water is injurious to health so don't drink water.
Drink only alcohol

Buy a Scooty,pick up a beauty..!
Drink a frooty , tak her 2 ooty..!
Remove her nighty do ur duty..!
After 9 months get a cuty without langoti..!

A late night msg doesn't mean that I am disturbing u.
It mean u r the last ?BEST? person about whom I am thinking before closing my eyes..
Gud night... Sweet dreams...

Flowers are in garden
Lover's are in park
Animals are in forest
But
Friend's are Always in my heart.
Happy Friendship Day

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