Balayya Funny SMS

Balayya puts his pencil in to a Horlicks bottle.
JNTR ask why did you put the pencil in the bottle..
Balayya sad to make Taller, Stronger & Sharper..
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JrNTR: Babai chala rojula nunchi wrong calls vasthunayi, em cheyamantav.?
Balayya: Na movie songs ni caller tunega pettuko, customer care vadu kuda call cheyadu..
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One day balayya went to a vilage.
A Blind man: Baabu idhi pagala, rathra.?
Balayya: Emo thatha, nenu kuda Evuriki kithe..
Blind man: Ori Baliga nuvva...!
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Balayya creates new mail ID gmail@balayya.com..
All computers blocks.. Google shocks, but balayya rocks..